“Fun essay collection…wry observation pieces of life’s ironies.”
^ this is a real review from a real person I know

"Dumb Things We Say to Dogs carries a tone that feels conversational without being careless. The humor works because it is observant rather than exaggerated. The idea that dogs will listen intently no matter what we silly humans say is funny on the surface, but beneath it sits something sharper. You are not just talking about dogs... you are talking about us. About language. About the strange rituals of adulthood."
^ this might be AI; it landed in my spam folder but I loved it
(If you're the real person behind it and really have a publishing contract for me, please get in touch!)
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I attempt to make sense of life’s mysteries, from car accidents to parenting to women’s clothing sizes.